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Scene opens with this

punk Rocker jon turned up with his older brothers at Big Mike the Biker from Manchesters home as he’d been mouthing off yesterday that he was going to kill Trevor.They let themselves in through the back door into big Mikes kitchen to find him standing across the other side of the room with some of his crooked scouse copper friends drinking.

Jon the punk said : "That right your going to do my brother big Trevor."

Big mike snapped angrily and said : "I’m gonna fucking kill you all!"

The punk jon calmly walked across the room over to him.

Jon : "come on then."

Big Mike went for the knife draw quick as a flash the punk rocker picked up a f****** great knife which was layed on the table now in front of him and bang stuck it in that geezers neck.He fell over wobbling to the floor his mates didn’t do nothing they were too shit scared and shocked.

punk jon roared : "You won’t be threatening my brothers again in an hurry will ya."

& laughed jon : "HAHAHAHA."

The brothers calmly walked out and got into their cars and drove off.

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Description & VISUALS WITH HISSING & BOOING

Scrolling on the bottem and top of screen,pictures of real world gangs mafias no names just there colours flags emblems of every country in the world more photos of all the worlds worst dictators…With a regular spray of bullets going randomly across the screen left and right.

VIOLIN Music fades in 

with...

Complete ½ and then 1 whole second screens of red blue green and yellow.

Change of music TO 4 BEATS PER MINUTE & SNARE DRUM ROLL

WITH Silver gold for 1 second twice FOLLOWED BY alternating black & white squares.+ A BOLT OF LIGHTNING DIAGONAL RIGHT TO LEFT OUT OF A FINGER.

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NARRATION

Incredible bad luck supernatural,plus lots of inventions…HE’S A TERRIBLE TACTITIONER.THE BADDEST INNOVATOR. + HE’S GOT A BIG IRON WHIP STICK.

VISUALS OF A MAN BLACK MAN BEATING ANOTHER BLACK MAN WITH A BIG STICK LASTING 4 SECONDS

CONTINuED NARRATION…with the visual

HE IS THE 2ND MOST POWERFUL AT WITCHCRAFTING & IN THE WIZARD SIR…HE IS THE LITTLE MAN WITH HORNS/THE DEVIL INCARNATE THAT CAN BRING PLAGUES OF FUCKING LOCUSTS MATE.

man typing with his back to the camera in a brightly lit room.

JON’S SONS voice : But I speak for God I speak for him before time his head cracked open like a bloody egg plus father put him self back fucking together mate .

SPELT VERTICALLY OUT BOTTEM TO TOP over the shot

O

L

D

SCROLLING LEFT TO RIGHT over the shot

“So am 'I'.”

NARRATOR

PLUS THE 'O'L'D' SAID...WITH VISUAL OF HIM...AS MINUSCULE ON THE FLOOR & OUT OF THE CORNER OF TYPERS EYE IN THE MIRROR.

VISUAL OF HIM SPEAKING IN HELL BLACK HORNS & RED SKIN.

DEVIL : “WHATS COMING IS GOING TO WIPE HIM OUT LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE BROTHER & GOD INVENTED IT PLUS I CAN’T SEE THE UNIVERSE ENDING WITHEN THE NEXT HUNDRED BILLION YEARS MATE & SAY THAT. THE LAST THING ANYONE WANTS IS ANY GANG OF BIKERS TURNING UP AT MY FUCKING HOUSE ALRIGHT & SAY THAT.”

SHOT OF THE HORNED DEVIL SPEAKING NEXT TO JON’S SON SITTING ON A CHAIR.

DEVIL : The devil is the only one who can eat hogs in hell.Most people get nothing if they’re fucking lucky.They might have Curry Powder.This geezer has had a gut load of spiders & HAS A INVENTION '17’ + 18 + F******* MORE inventions +... PLUS if they’re Really bad they’re get a fucking Devil Sausage bad hiding & far fucking worse…

CONJUROR VOICE :+ They’re all having that fucking now brother & The man my father is on the way home on the bus to his room right fucking now to a fucking brain injury unit Mr Devil you fucking rotter your behind all of this + invisble have a bad and fucking wonderful afterlife with your finest of everything & have another.

CONJUROR GOING LIKE THAT IN THE MIRROR ARMS FORWARD THEN ARMS BENT & UP twice with shadow too plus spelt out ‘can you see me doing that...’

devil :“I will be.”

Plus in the same mirror the moon shows its complete cycle in seconds whilst moving from the top left to bottem right...

voice : “Wow.”

DEVIL : “That’s right mate.“

CONJUROR : “I fucking will be.”

typist back to camera with jon’s son’s voice switching from the devils to gods...

JONS SON : We ain’t finished yet Look at my fathers beautiful swollen poisoned hand & stomach you nasty fuckin rotten fuckin wanker & you Presidents & Brother outfits +++++ plus I'm being injected in the fffin f******* heart whilst I sleep ' + he’s given me the power mate to cut anyones f******* legs arms & head with a thought spit them out into poo in space as long as theres an afterlife I can fuck anyone over every time.How about this one cutting the arms / legs off at the torso dunked in hell tar like a dark chocolate pink or bourbon biscuit head strapped to a cell wall on a blood transfusion machine on full steam ahead for ever & ever & ever.

other VOICE : "Don't worry he said..."

text with no motion ‘To the rest done’

other VOICE : "Its only an illusion."

JONS SON : "+ I EXPLAINED YOUR HERE FOR ETERNITY UNDERSTOOD."

CONJURORs voice : "So simple you see."

visuals of this...

JON’S SONs voice : Once a day one of the muscle bound minions will definately come in the hell room and smash em all in the face as well mate.& I'm a f******* Ch****ian  as well...

conjuror : + spelt out hell ... 'o' ... thats low.

visual of jon’s son speaking

jons son : Plus like my father,God as far as the Devils concerned + Brother outfits mate.

jons son : “hahahahahaha & can get even worser than that too.”

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heavy 70’s funk music

Black screen with lots of terrible dirty black men talking & laughing

Picture of a black black man with Black Mark Reggae Mark Dirty Mark

MARK : “YOU KNOW I’M NOT A FIGHTER I’M A LOVER MAN.”

SHOT OF A WOMAN DOING THE HEAL TRICK FALLING OVER INFRONT OF A MAN...

SCREEN FADES TO BLACK with lots of terrible dirty black men talking & laughing FOR 10 SECONDS

WITH TEXT SCROLLING RIGHT TO LEFT…

Plenty Red Blue Black and bad blood + black magic voodoo & Ting.

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NARRATION WITH FILM STILLS OF THE 7 WONDERS OF THE WORLD

“Jon the Punk Rocker beat to death many amount of bikers for starters over the years hard gangster men an woman.Even nice people with his fists & firearms most of it all brutally un-provokeD bad man crimes armed burglaries,other firearms offences bit people on their temples,bit peoples fingers off he went round cutting police peoples hands off with his own bent police officers in front of crowds of people too.He was the law plus the fuzz were terrified of this geezer.They would of got a lot worse crossing him as a younger man.Many were jealous hatred malice of his beautiful looks & his families.He sent them off to Haven Holiday World /‘LIMBO’.”

VOICE : “Haven ?”

BOGEYMAN VOICE “Sounds like Heaven done it.”

VISUALS & NARRATION OF “A lot of these nasty fellas were brutally mangled up dismembered with force dumped / banged in holes under the ground with rocks banged on top with hate back.

NARRATION WITH A GOLDEN SCREEN GOLD COINS GOING UPWARDS TO THE PEARLY GATES OF THE HEAVEN Thats what had happened to tons of folks literally by Jon plus his 6 older brothers did many the more GODS HAND COMES OUT A CLOUD LIGHTNING BOLT.

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JON’S SON EXPLAINS AGAIN VIA THE NARRATOR VISUALS OF IT.

The bit before he thought to me done you a bodge job there thought back to him I know you just done me a bodge job there fella because you just thought to me.Sign here he said.Sure I said … It was early afternoon in big city there was a rap at the door.

GAS ENGINEER : "Hello I’ve come to service your gas system."

After the engineer checked the work he called me over to the metre cuboard he showed me his gas guage for checking the pressure asked me how much I put on the metre each week.

GAS ENGINEER : "Your losing about £4.50 a week somewhere inside the flat I cannot find the leak or smell it ?"

I told him that the company hired by the COUNCIL fitted them the day after I moved in about 6 / 7 months ago & gave me the Safety Certificate passed.He told me that he will have to come back tomorrow to find it plus he was sorry but he’d have to close it down or he could be done for Manslaughter.Left me an electric heater as it was cold.The next day he returned eventually found the leak in the Kitchen next to a fuzed electricity switch,fixed it & passed it with a Safety Certificate.

VOICE : Like the guy at the bank confirmed to him iain they’ve been putting all sorts of filth in his water tank through is little shitter ? & tapping.

Black gurus voice :"These geezers can’t understand WHY YOUR EVEN FUCKING ALIVE MATE…

NARRATION OF JON’S SONS THOUGHTS WITH VISUALS

Quickly bringing back his mind to the fucking mosquitoes and Shit hes finding biting him,he was told he was having terrible diseases that blind & drop cattle in its drink in foreign parts of the world and now the big creepy crawly went in the the bin inside bog roll with the other one.tonight I will not even mention the things in the flat little ‘Creepycrawlies’ real light on their feet and far fucking worse pal.Thought to myself because of voices/witchcraft an all I’ve cold a bad stomach and headaches but I’ve only been saying that because me got schizophrenia man innit when I havn’t even had a runny fucking nose brother for fuckin years mate.

FADES OUT

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VISUALS & AUDIO FADES IN FROM WHITE OF a couple of muscle man bikers eating hamburgers laughing dirty dirty DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY…

“ Ha hahaha.”

JON’S SON ASTRAL PROJECTED THIS BIT TO A TEE

looked more carefully at the menue they just both had Gorilla Burger - a real chest thumper - two Monkey burgers stacked and topped with a fried egg, mushrooms, bacon and cheese. For King Kong-sized appetites.

They’d been eating these all bloody day whilst I only had my breckie which keeps me straight through to dinner fucking lovely it was I opted for a 2lb loin steak of Orangutan cut in kabobs cooked it on the grill held with bamboo skewers A glorious dish indeed. it was as delicious as you might imagine. I put the Monkey in the fridge last evening with the marinade.I added some thickly chunked onion and some avocado (I had to use one up) and then basted the marinade over the whole skewer from time to time. The meat was so tender, it barely stayed on the stick, but no matter believe me Jon it was a fucking delicacy every single bit,the garlic was right in step for what was called for, and the whole dish just melted in my mouth. Oh boy...this will be on the menu many times this Spring and Summer! Thank you Mom.

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NARRATOR 2 1/2 years on JON’S SON found that the gas pipes just after the dodgy meat were still fucking leaking in the cuboard outside the front fucking door the whole of the time.

VISUAL

A couple of different blokes/Engineers came round,looking a bit bikerfied.Well in fact he had one of the 'little diguise' beards which are occasionally seen on tv what a lovely fella.Sold him he was talking baloney about the gas gauge.My mate with the tats said…

MATE WITH THE TATS : “ I had to leave the other day as I admit I was scared that your flat was going to blow-up.”

NARRATOR : HE USED TO KICK HOMELESS PEOPLES HEADS IN.

&

After the geezer sent by ? Or ? Or The invisible devil came another firstly said

UNKNOWN : “Jesus Christ.”

JON’S SON : The gas pipe belonging to upstairs.The death cuboard outside my front door I had lit & smoked a cigarette tons of times whilst topping the ‘prepayment’ metre up on the cold exotic winter days I seem to be using alot of gas each week even now mate.

DEVIL : "He knows so."

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CLEAN CUT

JON’S SONS COMMENTARY WITH VISUALS OF IT

'The Tactitioner’ ran into the room everyone messed themselves with terrible terrible terrible terrible fear This Tactitioner became so tall IAIN almost the size of 2 houses everyone always runs from anything that resembles Pinhead iain.

In fact everytime The Tactitioner arrives in the film hes such a giant that The Tactitioner sometimes is as big as a Pylon always attacking with biggest dangerous power guns shooting magic pins plus powers of wizardry powerful sorcery alchemy & Ouija board.

JON’S Black man "Justice has to be done one day iain."

JONS NARRATION : "The Tactitioner is off terrorising someone else for someone else at the moment iain."

This Fellow Tactitioner never appears less than 5 foot 9 inches tall small plus is the blackest man ‘The’ Terri list Tactitioner with a power dazzeling sun golden plus jumper has the ‘old cold’

THE FOLLOWING Spelt out with black white lines going down the screen

IAIN : "Which wizard sir I’m confused alot lots & lots powerful lots of black and white magic powers."

JON’S COMMENTRY : Always always always he is bad oh my he is the baddest innovator…He eats anyone’s man Monkey Witchcraft Monkey in Spider on a piece of burnt bounty 'it’ toasting loaf plus sweetie bars sorcery buns spices and Voodoo Sorcery Alchemia Arts + ‘powers‘ more powerful then the most powerful minus medusa & king midas … Trust me turning away from this fellow looking back at him he will be twice as big as just before now,if thrice instantly you turn to stone in the quickest flash of brilliant silver lightning exoticness. He became so strong in time with far more too many looks to the left then anyone else singular plus such a fright that God Almighty...

VISUAL OF black white lines going down the screen & red cross moving up the screen in 1 second

Commentary Continuing

JON’S SON /& iain : even granted him his own place amongst the stars as constallation north of the north star and Orion he wasn’t a big head about it though iain as even The Tactitioner who looks a bit like Pinhead understands that eventually all of the stars in the heavens burn out to everlasting.

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Jon’s grown up son 28 YEARS on FROM BIRTH Spoken of him by GOD ALMIGHTY VOICE

GOD : “Well after another bout of mind boxing and warfare he went and done a number on all their souls whilst over a sleeping on medICATION the brothers hard thinker thick midget man div Pete,giant rotter Bobby the Bad,all of the laughing circus clowns elders of their Families + doinks.PUT Them all in back of an ambulance all in Hospital nice & tidy,when then there they caught A Hospital ‘Super Bug’ man tradgic isn't + zap.”

VISUAL HAND OF GOD FROM THE SKY ZAPPING THE REMOTE CONTROL.

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CLEAN CUT TO THIS VISUAL WITH NARRATION

The one who got off with nothing but kindness lightness heaviness up to now took WEE knifeY in the gut 35 times for me last rights.Plus along with the couple below rapists in number of 3 I laughed their heads off silly buggers.

JON’S SON LAUGHING LIKE GOD

“HA HA HA HA.”

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FADES IN FROM BLACK WITH THE VISUALS